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1. Did you hear about the man who installed a window in his butt?

It was a pane in the ass

2. I was able to get the last drops of beer out of my container when visiting a European microstate

Licked-in-stein

3. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta away

4. After the plastic surgeon transplants my ear to my forehead he plans to retire ...

>!This will be his Final Front-ear.!<

5. Why does Bas from The Netherlands really like working in France?

Because it Pays-Bas

6. How do you address a nonbinary shrimp?

By their prawn-nouns

7. Did you hear about that rapper from Peru?

His name is Kendrick Lima.

8. What did the lightweight Asian, with a good pair of Levi's say after falling on a puddle with just 2 drinks?

I shouldn't be drinking with these Jeans.

9. Roman general and statesman Julius Caesar never once said "Thank you" in his entire life.

To be fair, he did not speak English.

10. I don't like removing the skin from bananas.

I just don't find it a-peel-ing.

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